Fashion Nova has come out with a new pair of crotchless flares and they are every THOT’s dream. Fashion Nova looked at ass-less chaps from 90s hell and thought to themselves, “Not slutty enough”, and decided to make them not only ass-less but also crotch-less. Have you ever thought to yourself, “I think only my legs will be cold today but my puss and butt hole will need to breathe”? Well, these are the bottoms for you!
Everyone who has ever seen Fashion Nova’s Instagram page knows that this is the store where style and elegance go to die. And not die peacefully, this ain’t no going gently in your sleep death: elegance and style get beaten slowly to death with spiked bats and then their bodies get cremated to hide the evidence. Fashion Nova has prided itself on creating cutting edge fashions. And by cutting edge I mean: tacky beyond reason. Well Fashion Nova wondered how they could elegant up a pair of pants really good and thus the Havana Nights Cut Out Pant was born.
Welp, I know what I’m wearing to church this Easter! Let’s check out the product description of this elegant and classy piece of fashion history:
-Available in Black
-Made in USA
-95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
That’s all you have to say Fashion Nova? These pants are saying way more than just these simple bullet points! These pants speak volumes, honey. This is elegance. This the type of fashion you see on Kim Kardashian when she’s going to the grocery store and then the next day errbody and their sister has a knock-off variation. Except Fashion Nova did it first! So now you’ll have to knock off them.
Can’t wait for them to introduce their next hot new designer item: Bikinis with the nipples cut out so you can get an even tan.